There are some big changes afoot for the Charm School Graduate. After 6+ years of clicking and dragging my way through the passages of Penguin, one week from today, I will pack up my pixels and move on. I am extremely thrilled to be starting a new chapter, but I am extremely saddened that so many parts of my daily routine are going to change. I could not possibly begin to list all of the things that I'm going to miss, so instead, today I give a shout out to my Worst Best Fans; Statler and Waldorf. Many of you may remember Statler and Waldorf as the crotchety old men who always delivered those classic zingers during The Muppet Show. "Statler and Waldorf" also happens to be the name I have given to two imbeciles who make daily visits to my office. These visits are generally brief, and generally only serve one purpose: to mock me.
Topics of Aforementioned Mockery Have Included
(but are not limited to):
• This blog.
• My [alleged] promiscuity.
• My [alleged] illegitimate child(ren).
• My [alleged] employment at a local strip club.
• My love of the bottle.
• This blog.
• The act of blogging on this blog.
• My [alleged] act of blogging after hitting the bottle.
Over time, I have grown immune to this mockery. I am not offended, as I know that Statler and Waldorf do this out of love. (Whether they admit it or not.) And in the end, I'm going to miss these knuckle-heads coming into my office in all of their raunchy glory.
As I think about it though, I guess it's kind of weird that I began to liken these two coworkers to The Muppet Show's Statler and Waldorf . . . When I was growing up, I always thought Statler and Waldorf were a gay couple. ZING...bitches! I win! I win!
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